I may have lost about 40$ to that dumb bitch, but at least I can dress myself.
Apples & Bows: IN WHICH MY HOUSEMATE CALLS THE... →
oliviazira: Ok So. FUN DAY SO FAR! I had to Cops called on me! So today was the day our Awful roommate was supposed to move out. It was like midday and she hadnt even shown up yet, all of us had to leave for most of the day so we got Dave to house sit for us to like ya know collect the keys and stuff. But… To add to this post, what really started this was her taking my facewash by...
Great Scientists: Benjamin Franklin
polkadotcummerbund: so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out he’s roasting marshmallows
did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
tracydeeee: what was i expecting omg
paperartichokes asked: Everybody's always talking at meEverybody's trying to get in my headI wanna listen to my own heart talkingI need to count on myself insteadDid you everLose yourself to get what you want?Did you everGet on a ride, then wanna get off?Did you ever push away the onesYou should've held close?Did you ever let go?Did you ever not know?I'm not gonna stop, that's who I amI'll...
I would like to thank the business office for being a bunch of lazy fucks this year and making us do their jobs for them, which might result in me not getting financial aid for next year. Also thanks to the IRS for being incomprehensible assholes too, you guys rock.
mynamekyle: Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
Reblog if you like touching butts.
So this happened tonight
Mom: Oh Tequila is so awful! Its like drinking Pine Sol
Me (after drinking Tequila): Mom you can't clean the floors with Tequila.
Women don't have to:
be thin have a vagina give birth cook for you have long hair wear makeup have sex with you be feminine be graceful shave diet be fashionable wear pink love men be the media’s idea of perfection listen to your bullshit
And sometimes giving up feels alright
All I want to do is draw and doodle and make some pieces but I have to write these 2 papers. Why am I always inspired to draw when I have other things to do?! Ablooblooblooo
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