Ahh the yearly Thanksgiving political battle between me and my uncle. I WIN THIS ROUND HAHAHAHAAA Special thanks to my bro, Mr. Wine bottle over there! I luh you man, you make me fearless.
I wanna eat a bald eagle for thanksgiving
How to properly hide booze in your Facebook...
I cant do this
One of my roommates bland-ass boyfriend is over. I dont think I’ve ever described anyone as a flavorless snowcone. Kid has no personality. His presence brings me pain. JUST END IT RIGHT NOW AAAGHH /crying
(( If tumblr goes down, I'll follow you all in...
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...